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Entertaining Dental Related Jokes for KidsThis page contains no outside links.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?? The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church." Q: What has teeth but cannot eat? A: A comb Q: What did the dentist do when the judge came in for an appointment? A: He removed his tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth... When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quicky disputed this. "He's a fake!" he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else." Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal Q: What did the tooth say as the dentist was leaving the room? A: Fill me in when you get back Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan? A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks. Q: What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment? A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30) A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster. Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte All jokes included herein are intended solely for entertainment purposes and have been sourced from publicly available materials. No claim of ownership is made, and we respect all intellectual property rights. If you believe any content requires removal or correction, please let us know. |
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